Valentine's Day Jokes

It's regarded by some as the year's most romantic day. Others scoff and say it's just a "Hallmark holiday" with more commercialization. In any case, most people would concur that February 14 isn't precisely the first thing they would describe as "funny." With these 50 humorous Valentine's Day jokes, we want to pleasantly surprise you. We will go to any lengths on Valentine's Day to make our loved ones happy. Yes, we can arrange the ideal date, choose the best Valentine's Day present, and prepare some delicious sweets. However, sometimes all it takes to make your Valentine laugh is a funny Valentine's Day joke. You can't go wrong with a witty pun or one-liner, whether you're looking for a Valentine's Day caption for Instagram or something goofy to write in a Valentine's Day card.

Why wouldn't a pastry chef have your trust on Valentine's Day? He'll dessert you, that's why.

"In France, what do you offer your Valentine?" A large quiche

What does a pig say on February 14th? Happy Valentine's Day, pigs!

Have you made plans for Valentine's Day yet? It is, in fact, February 14.

What was the tortoise's Valentine's Day remark? I genuinely love you.

How did the squirrel attract the attention of his Valentine? "He behaved like a crackpot."

How can a jewelry store remain profitable on Valentine's Day? You locket

What is the name for sweets that can maintain a beat? Candy rap artists.

What is the name of a relationship that begins at the aquarium? Guppy affection.

How do vampires determine whether Valentine's Day was a success? If the first bite leads to love.

Why would you want to date a goalie? He is a treasure.

What was said to the painter's girlfriend? "With all my art, I love you."

What did the broken-leg man say to his Valentine? I've got a crutch on you.

Why did the forks have a bad Valentine's Day? They only wanted to spoon.

What is the phrase used when your aunt left on Valentine's Day to get married? Antelope.

On Valentine's Day, what did the pickle say to the other? "To me, you're a big dill."

How did the cashew communicate with the almond its emotions? "I love you so much,"

How did the two prunes confirm their plans for dinner? It was a date, they claimed.

In their Valentine's Day letter, one cantaloupe wrote to the other. You are a melon in one!

Why was the skeleton's relationship with her boyfriend broken off before Valentine's Day? Her motivation was lacking.

How did each drum communicate its emotions to the others? "You have my heart beating,"

Here are some of the funniest Valentine's Day jokes Images.